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American Idol Results from Motown Night

The night kicked off with the most terrible and corny lip synching I’ve never seen. Ok….this is a singing show. Does it seem weird to anyone else that they were lip synching???? It’s not like they were doing Britney Spears dancing. They did a few pivots and a few more jazz hands. That’s it. C’mon producers….what were u thinking???

Next was the Ford video with some more corniness (is that spelled right?) and Reuben Studdard….who I’m still shocked won American Idol, sang some boring song. Let’s get to the good part!!!!

Ok…Adam Lambert-safe. Next, to my SHOCK and UTTER DISBELIEF, Matt Giraud was in the bottom three. Ok. I’ll admit it. I didn’t vote. I’m a total hypocrite. I need to start doing the right thing. It’s totally a case of “I don’t need to vote because I know others will.” Well, others…..where were you on that one?????? I’m sorry Matt. I gotchu next time.

Lil- safe. Sarver-in the bottom three again. Joss Stone performs (she’s awesome) with Smokey Robinson…. which was amazing. Glad they finally had some real singing talent on the show tonight.

Anoop-safe. Danny Gokey-safe. and finally…..between Meghan and Scott….America FINALLY saw the light and put Scott aka Blinkin in the bottom three. I’d also like to say that J-Nice on my favorite radio station B96 this morning totally agreed with me and said that Scott’s face is so weird. He doesn’t smile when he sings. He just looks really weird and scary. I know, I’m a bitch, but it’s still the truth. Unfortunately, they send him back:( tear.

Next up…..Motown Medley with Stevie Wonder. Now I’ve said this before….Stevie is blind….but that guy can SING and PERFORM like a mo fo.  So i’m not just dogging Scott unfairly because of his disability. He just sucks. Stevie on the other hand, amazing. I didn’t think he was the best I’ve ever seen him tonight….but it’s Stevie. He’s just awesome.

Matt is safe THANK GOD and Michael Sarver sings for his life. There’s no way in hell the judges are saving him. Sorry Sarver, you’re cute, but peace out.