What’s up with Ed’s bathing suit?

Really, Ed? Really?? What was with your swimsuit on tonight’s Bachelorette? That was very Richard Simmons of you. I thought you were pretty cute but I have to say now you just seem a little creepy.

I recommend that you 1) get rid of that farmer’s tan, 2) head over to the closest TJ Maxx, and 3) pick up a suit that gives your boys some breathing room.